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The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021
Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed
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Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)
OMG he is such a josh matthews
by The vimtoad November 9, 2018
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Josh Watts

An 18 year old Footy Legend from Jerrabomberra, NSW Australia. He is known for being a gay cunt who didn't vote for Gladys Berejiklian. He is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds as he is known for having questionable relationships with minors. He is not a well respected man as he once pumped 11 yes! 11 fucking Jigalitres of period blood out of his grandmother.
I rape niggers like I'm Josh Watts.

I was sweating more than Josh Watts in a nursery.
by BigDickBrianBitches March 24, 2019
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Josh Champion

I champion in league that takes no skill and is broken. This champion is typically a top laner or jungler that is high up on the tier list. People that only play Josh Champions can be referred to as a "Josh" and they tend to still lose games despite playing a broken champion.
Jeez, they locked Garen, Kayn, Annie, Caitlyn, and Blitzcrank they have a team full of Josh Champions!
by The Smoothie King April 5, 2022
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Josh chat

Ohhh c’mon mate enough of that josh chat u sound like a wanker
by JC201 January 30, 2019
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Josh Favor

A small but inconvenient request, which you feel obligated to fulfill despite any valid reasoning.
Josh says, "Hey quick favor!" You say, "Oh a Josh favor, o.k." <give him the look and do the favor>

Tid- Bit: Josh is great at making you feel bad!!
by Espixyz December 11, 2010
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Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.
I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.
by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022
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