strawberry n cream

When u take a gurl and punch her in the nose until she bleeds, then cream all over her face(When u gizzz,or climax,or skit,or cum on a gurl.)

I'm gonna give u a strawberry n cream tonite gurl.

by Jared B November 1, 2007

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Strawberry sandwich grape juice

A saying for getting fucked in the ass

Person 1: Nah bro you done for I just got the sniper on yo ass
Person 2: Fr
Person1: Fr fr strawberry sandwich grape juice
Person 2: ah I'm so fucked

by Whatafuckingicon March 16, 2020

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Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.

It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.

by Steven11242 March 26, 2011

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Strawberry Burn

When you put it in her ass without using any lube.

Person 1: Did you hear about Jessica's strawberry burn?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard the screams from a block away.

by kalebsstrawberryburn July 25, 2015

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reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

by dtoss August 9, 2015

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When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

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