Accrington Steamer

Blind folding a woman and taking a crap between her breasts.

Chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here at the end of the night how do you fancy a good old Accrington Steamer.

by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

The Covel Steamer

Shitting in a potential romantic partner (usually a 'lady-boy' from the Bangkok variety) and then proceeding to orally consume and digest the excrement while blowing a whistle and Tyrene helicoptering. Only once the final Tyrene revolution and whistle blow is completed have you partaken in a Covel Steamer.

The Covel Steamer is defined, by Ivan Covel Steamering a Bangkok lady-boy.

by The Steamer Legend February 3, 2024

Cleveland steamer

When one wipes his finger in his ass and puts it in his partner upper lip

This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch

by nmgfh April 12, 2023

Stokely Steamer

When a woman profusely vomits on their partners chest, all while receiving oral sex from their partner and further lathering the vomit into the chest of the partner.

“Oh yeah baby, you’ve got to Stokely Steamer me tonight. I’m so excited!”

by Broc Hard April 12, 2023

Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.

The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!

by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 7, 2023