soggy

To get intoxicated to the point where you can still keep a pleasant conversation with someone but are still pretty drunk.

"Yo Ben, are we getting soggy tonight?"
"yeah bud, we're getting super sogs"

by saskatooon July 20, 2015

soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.

I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.

by James O'neil June 8, 2019

soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch

Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful

by popping shandy May 18, 2016

Soggy slot

A soggy pussy that lets a penis just slide In Without any forcing

Damn man that biatch last night had a soggy slot I almost stuck it in her booty just to dry off

by Jason nosaj January 9, 2016

Soggy Noggin

Another term for "Head", "Top", "Ceiling", "Dome", "Skull", or "Blowjob".

Damn, this is some PROFESSIONAL Soggy Noggin! Fixin' to spurt - AAUAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

by digital well-being September 22, 2021

soggy embreo

When a deceased chicken is not fully born so it sprouts spicy ketchup

Dang man I had a soggy embreo last nigh

by Deedlebungus December 9, 2016

Soggy Cobb

A Soggy Cobb is what Wolf from the Hunting department will call you when he feels that stealing the crispy creme doughnuts wasnt insulting enough.

Somer: "Where are the doughnuts Wolf?"

Wolf: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"

Lysa: "I thought you were not allowed to eat anything after 3 pm...and you have a calls parked on 81, 82 and 84."
Wolf: "Shut up, YOU SOGGY COBB!"

by Tallons Stepmom September 2, 2019