Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.

"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"

by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012

Maikeru Sleep

When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.

Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!

by AnRSGuy August 11, 2023

Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

sleep reality

a place a where one goes when he/she immediately wakes up in the middle of the night and starts doing what he/she does everyday (half asleep), not knowing that they are in their bedroom sitting up in bed.

Dude I was rubbing my bedsheets as if I was in class, looking for my assignment in my binder. Turns out, I was in sleep reality.

by alienhuman666 May 8, 2009

sleep start

When you lie down in bed, finally start going to sleep. And right then an there, right when you are LITERALLY about to fall asleep, you think you are falling off a cliff and you jolt up, wide awake, just sitting up in bed. This is actually completely normal and has to do with all of your muscles clenching together while falling asleep, then releasing all in about half a second.

I was so tired, finally falling asleep, then BAM. Just got up from a sleep start.

by comanderdude247 September 13, 2013

Sleep Head

when a fine hoe dead ass asleep but she roll over and suck the soul out u; similar to sleep walking

damn she gave me some sleep head last night my nigga I nutted twice.

by 2022- Bro Originator August 7, 2018

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017