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Simon

Simon is a weird creep
by lainetpoly July 13, 2023
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Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.
student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."
by diamond miner May 8, 2018
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simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.
he gets no bitches, his name must be simon
by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022
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Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022
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Simone

simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.
Simone makes a lot of poop
by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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