shreks pickle

An utter gorgeous specimen that people can relate to..

“Oh lovely my shReks pIckLe is aT it again!”

by Kn0bg0b April 19, 2019

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Shrek

Paintings ones self green then laying there body on top of another

Will you shrek me jimmy just one time before you go.

by Magic tiger May 2, 2020

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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

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Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

by pickle stick September 8, 2018

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