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Shit was sweet

1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.

2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?

Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
by rss_atlas May 27, 2021
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Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.
Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.
by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009
mugGet the Shit Hawkmug.

shit tickets

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
mugGet the shit ticketsmug.

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
by KMH123 September 28, 2013
mugGet the Shit Laggedmug.

Pride Shit

A shit left in a toilet by it's taker when he or she believes it's such a noteworthy shit everyone else must see it. Usually takes place in public bathrooms.
I just left a 14-inch pride shit in the handicapped stall!
by Mr. F33n3y February 5, 2010
mugGet the Pride Shitmug.

Shotgun Shits

Fecal matter erupting from the anus at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. It erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. This condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.
by Castle Enterprises December 19, 2008
mugGet the Shotgun Shitsmug.

Vodka Shits

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.
"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"
by Magfastha May 22, 2016
mugGet the Vodka Shitsmug.

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