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Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN
by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021
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Shart

A shart is when you fart and shit at the same time. Basically, it's when you think you farted, you actually shat.
"Yo bro, I just sharted. Stay away or the smell will get to you!"
by Isacc bals October 24, 2023
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Shart

That feeling when you fart and then you realize its a bunch of shit in your pant.
"My friend loves to shart herself."
by absolutley a weirdo March 22, 2024
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shart

when you consume taco bell and start pissing out your ass
yo, i just ate taco bell... i sharted through my pants :(
by VeroLuvsU March 15, 2024
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Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.
John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
by MC1986 May 7, 2021
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Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
by itzez October 7, 2019
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