bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

Stain

stain - a group of homeless people

A group of bums is called a stain. Both for their impact on society and the literal stain they leave behind when they move from an area

by Amboboy June 12, 2025

squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

slug stain

The moist residue left behind from a female sexual organ drug across a surface.

I was at the strip club last night and I came home with a slug stain across my t-shirt from Monique.

by The Harry Balls January 22, 2018

abbott-stain

When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.

see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality

The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.

by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017