the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

the coffee shop at union square by nikki gregs October 9, 2008

square bracket 

ASCII 91 and 93 (and hence U+005B and U+005D). Used in matching pairs to denote stage directions in a play or additions to a quotation. In programming languages with C-like syntax, square brackets typically enclose array subscripts. In mathematics, their most frequent use is to denote closed intervals of real numbers. On Urban Dictionary, because they're used for markup and there are no escape sequences, opening square brackets can never appear in the text of a definition.

The standard QWERTY keyboard makes square brackets easier to type than parentheses, which is pretty silly considering how much more common parentheses are.

square bracket by Subsequence February 16, 2010

Squarez 

To possess legs that are equally long as they are wide, creating the celestial image of a polygon with four equal sides and angles on the bottom half of a girls body.

Mike: Yo Reggie have you seen how short and stumpy that girls legs are?!
Reginald: Yeah bro, she has such Squarez!

Squarez by jahooli the third August 2, 2011

lol square 

An extreme type of lol. It expresses gut busting laughter.

A lol square looks like this:
LLL
LoL
LLL

As you can see lol is spelled in every direction. Up, down, left, right, and diagonally.

lol square by DarthAwesome January 10, 2009

Quare on the Square 

Dublin rhyming slang ("Quare" from the originally derogatory "queer" for gay, homosexual) for the reclining statue of Oscar Wilde, carved in County Cork from rocks of various colours. The statue is mounted on a boulder at one corner of Archbishop Ryan Park, Merrion Square, Dublin, opposite two metal columns inscribed with quotes from Wilde.

You've just got to come and see the tart with the cart and the quare on the square.

Quare on the Square by Fearman February 10, 2008

Goofing on a Square 

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.

"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.

Goofing on a Square by superhero75 August 25, 2010

back to square root 

When starting something over again

Looks like we are back to square root

back to square root by Hdheox March 23, 2017