tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole

"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"

by Nerdyo December 18, 2017

lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood

'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'

by LyndzRuleOK May 5, 2016

meatball sandwich

Placing your dick n balls inside a bun and delivering it to a someone

Here babe have this meatball sandwich

by yourmomb1tch September 16, 2013

Nightmare Sandwich

When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).

Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.

*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*

Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:

(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)

by scrilla103 December 27, 2011

cocaine sandwich

two layers of cocaine with heroin in the middle.

"Hey Tim, this is one great cocaine sandwich."

by phillyfryer December 31, 2011

Man Sandwich

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.

Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."

by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009

need-a-sandwich.

Adjective referring to a very skinny person who needs to gain weight, generally a woman; too skinny.

You see that skinny as Keira Knightley? That bitch so need-a-sandwich.

by Pimpmasta J3\/\/ July 7, 2004