THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

white beard's fat cok- THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

by TESCOTARD September 22, 2022

Real Doll

A soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have sex with.

"Hi I'd like to buy a Real Doll for $5000 because I'm a lonely freak that wants to fuck plastic.."

by Rayza January 22, 2004

Keeping it realer

Although some people keep it real, some people keep it realer. Shane is an example of keeping it really, really real. By keeping it really, really real, he does what he wants, when he wants, to whom he wants.

When the homies tried to roll hard on Shane in the HBG, he whipped out his gigantic man-cock and smacked those bitches in their silly faces ...Obviously he was keeping it realer.

by DJ Crunk Face February 8, 2005

on da real

to seriously mean somthing or to be serious about somthing

harlem native: camron is da shit son
miami native: on da real, dat nigga is garbage

by bmjr July 14, 2005

real world

it sucks.

the real world SUCKS

by chicky July 7, 2003

Real Life

A video game that used to have some awesome graphics, but has always had the worst gameplay ever. At this point, the graphics are pretty obsolete compared to the powers of Frostbite 2, Unreal engine 3, and Cryengine 3. Developer God has not released any info of a new Real Life with up to date graphics, and decent gameplay. Possibly the most expensive game ever because you will find yourself spending millions every year just to keep playing. Complete waste of money. I suggest you turn your attention to Skyrim, Crysis, Halo, and really anything that has been made with at least Frostbite 1 looking graphics.

I just spent OVER 9000 dollars to keep my crappy 2 story house which I barely make in a month. It took me 21 years to get my hands on a firearm, which was not allowed to be used anyways. Real Life sucked, going back to Skyrim.

by cartoonssuckbringontheanime987 January 13, 2013

real music

(lucky me for getting here first)
n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc.

-Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!
--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend.
-SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black.

by Trex July 21, 2004