Chad: can I send the Murphy file to the client yet?
Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!
Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!
by ckwon October 19, 2017

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.
by AndersSN December 17, 2008

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.
Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man
Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man
Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
by tkettle June 29, 2010

This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.
Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.
by BlackSnowMan November 23, 2006

An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.
by adskinifpoop April 2, 2007

Puppy sex means if a male child & a female child had sex, or lose virginity before the age of majority.
by AwesomeGRidgewell01 November 13, 2021

by Jason Dawne May 30, 2006
