One who prefers the romantic companionship of a cheap folding lawn chair to that of men and women. Showers infrequently. Known to get very aggressive and loud in the presence of o small children and anyone else trying to buy Pokémon cards before they have cleared the shelf. Signs include camping out in front of gamestops and targets in the hopes of scalping Pokémon cards. A more advanced example would be a card shop owner who hits every Costco buying all the Pokémon cards in hopes of scalping.
“Man it’s 6 am, look at all those pokemosexuals sitting in front of GameStop. Must be a drop today, save some for the kids”.
by Deucenburg September 28, 2025
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by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025
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A man who only loves Pokemon and his boyfriend Bigfoot. A complete spazz, who wont stop screaming until he draws a picture and forces people to compliment it. They may greet you 5 times in an hour, asking the same questions over and over again. Also, claims to love anime, but they only like One Piece. They will prove a point just to disagree with that point completely. They love Disney Princesses, but really their favourite princess is Tiana. Best friends with Chedaloo because they both have anger in common.
A statement by Brick Pokemon: I hate you all u suck make up ur mind already. Go live in the rainbows with ur sexual buddies and have some fun times under the rainbow blankets so ya I'm gay and I'm proud honeys and I'm not going to the rainbows ! I hate the gays and the lesbians ! I love being gay it's soo fun u get to experience a whole new kind of sex that straight ppl don't get ! So gays can go to the rainbows ! I love gays
by Mondegreens September 19, 2012
Get the Brick Pokemon mug.A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.
Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018
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Nick: “Damn! She went Full-Pokémon?!”
Nick: “Damn! She went Full-Pokémon?!”
by nas6633 March 13, 2019
Get the Full-Pokémon mug.When an ex-Pokemon player , Plays just about any game or has to make life choises, While also getting the choice of picking something to begin with , But at the same time given an option to ditch that same pick at almost any given time.
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Tim : "*Picks reksai, At the first carousel in team fight tactics*"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
by MrHangetsu July 20, 2019
Get the Starter Pokemon complex mug.A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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