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adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.
"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"
by learsi bottom June 5, 2020
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Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)
Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY
by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.
"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."
by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012
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