sex police

the police of sex

its the sex police

by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.

"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"

by That one really annoying guy May 24, 2022

Texas Police Officer

“Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"

by Roomba69 May 28, 2022

Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.

A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021

Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.

Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.

by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022

Police

A corrupt justice system that believes when a police officer kills an unarmed black person it is justified. They are the chosen whites

Guy:heard about George Floyd?
Girl:Yeah, the police killed him by kneeling on him.

by Starkid325 November 9, 2021

Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.

By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.

by Xrousi March 10, 2022