Nooka Horse

Not fair, shouldn't have happened. Similar to "BullShit"

Man, that is Nooka Horse!

by Luke Barbour September 5, 2008

Horse Girl

A girl who is also a horse. Half horse, half girl, all danger.

"That girl's half horse. She's a horse girl. A horse hybrid. A horsebrid."

by TimesChu December 15, 2019

horse Bitch

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.

how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.

by Yeah_boy1 January 20, 2013

horse feeler

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.

girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!

by horse haver April 29, 2010

Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo March 14, 2011

Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011