Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"

"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."

by Kermit364131 August 10, 2021

Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.

Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme

by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019

Dusty wine glass

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina

She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass

by Sassypants27 May 11, 2015

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by Your bob August 30, 2022

cylindrical glass saber

A marijuana smoking apparatus

A bong

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.

by BigEasy88 March 28, 2013

Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.

My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.

by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023