A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.
- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"
- "He's such a relationship barbie"
- "He's such a relationship barbie"
by HLS1215 September 19, 2013
Get the relationship barbiemug. A business relationship is when 2 individuals get together to fulfill their business needs. This is usually common in the YouTube space. Two individuals fake a relationship for the camera to get views and followers.
I heard Zach and Candace were in a business relationship just to grow their social media likes and followers
by MKtheboss October 5, 2023
Get the Business Relationshipmug. Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.
Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.
by Zev- August 3, 2022
Get the Alternative Relationshipmug. Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 22, 2020
Get the Comfie relationship.mug. When people are in a high school relationship, but one of them has committed to a college that the other is not going to. Now they have a maximum amount of time together.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse July 28, 2023
Get the Hot Dog Relationshipmug. A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
Get the Relationship banditmug. TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
Get the TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndromemug.