Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

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Forest Nipples

When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.

Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.

by dem00n August 3, 2013

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The Dirty Nipple

Man spreads ass to expose asshole and woman rubs with nipple

Man: "hey baby can you give me the dirty nipple?"
Woman: "just let me put on my nipple nibblers ;)"

by Firecrotch69 June 21, 2012

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crispple nipple

the opposite of crispy nipple, you know what it means

“Don’t be such a crispple nipple about it man!”

“That laundry detergent? straight up crispple nipple man, don’t buy it”

by nispy cripple November 29, 2021

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Pronounced "nippol pinchie" or just "nipple pinchie" while frowning with mouth and smiling with eyes and using a high pitched tone/baby talk (replacing r's with w) in preceding sentences.

A nipple pinchie is when someone twists a persons nipples to produce pleasurable pain in sexual circumstances. It is the same as a nipple twist or a blue tit only that it's an easier term to use when asking for someone to twist your nipples since the ridiculous sounding nature and seeming whimsicality of the word gives opportunity for a segue from being serious to pretending to be joking if used with the right pronunciation . That way you can always say that you were just kidding if the girl you're with isn't into that kind of shit.

In bed.
Mike: Babe, Im hungwy fow youw lowe. Give nipple pinchie?
Angela: Are you serious?
Mike: Pfft, of course not. (segue)

by Nipplepinchie November 19, 2014

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