Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.

Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.

by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005

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rubber nasty

- a general term for something that is bad.

- can be used in a verb form "rubber nastied" as a way of describing an explosion of emotion and or bodily fluid.

- a term to describe a used condom

- Hey, what's that you drinkin' ?
- Water... but it tastes like rubber nasty.
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- Oh my god, I just saw Ivy and rubber nastied all over myself!
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- What is on my face.
- a rubber nasty.

by Su Yang November 11, 2011

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Nasty patty

The act of covering your dick in hot sauce, horse radish, and toe nail clippings then dunk it in dirty toilet water dry with old gym socks before placing it between two buns

“It may have taken a little longer but the extra steps are definitely worth it to give her that fresh nasty patty”

by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 8, 2020

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nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week

"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"

by Chill asf September 17, 2017

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