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Boring Bill

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"
by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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super mother fricken bored

It is a state where you will try to find satisfaction in typing 'super mother fricken bored' into urban dictionary but find no result so there is no satisfaction. But I got a different type of satisfaction by writing my own definition. So what I'm tryna say is that you are now satisfied with your search definition!
Super mother fricken bored 'oh hey let's type that into urban dictionary and see what comes up', 'that sounds like a great idea man.'
by Satisfy.Major May 27, 2019
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Bored Boy

when someone you were dating or interested in ghosts you / fizzles out and then come back around after too much time has passed. They typically send a message through social media or text, showing some interest or curiosity about your life, but have no actual interest in meeting up or continuing to talk to you. They are bored.
I haven't heard from him in 3 months and he just DM'd me saying 'what's up?"
Ugh, he is a such a bored boy.

Verb: I'm been bored boy'd
by AmericanLove January 23, 2022
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Grow bored

To grow tired. Bored of life Or bored of what ever you are doing now
Man: I grow bored.

Women: why
Man because it is boring what we are doing.
by Whooran August 17, 2021
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if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand
claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand
by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021
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