NetBSD

another operating system for computers, and like any other OS, sucks, but not as much as Windows. Beloved by hard-core head-in-the-sand users to the point of obsession, and largely ignored by most technical people, and unknown to 99.9% of the population.

"NetBSD is far more stable and secure than your linux derivative"
... that's because it's so boring noone's bothering to look closely enough to try and hack it

by Paul M July 7, 2003

Newb

Someone with no experience.

Sarah Palin is a newb.

by pingdashf January 13, 2009

Newbill

noun Usually of the Christopher variety. Has odd obsession with gay and homo. Often hints, but will never admit that he is indeed a mud tongue. Commonly found around the workplace.

Examples of Newbill:

"I’m pretty sure in real life, not on television; I can spot a Tele-tubbie making a b-line for my A-hole."

"…remembers why we cover our asshole while at parade rest…clinches tight and looks over shoulder for Hawk…"

"For that…+1000 Homosexual points to you. That puts you up there with Big Gay Al"

"Make him a druid…and a tauren…just because we need a cow to milk"

"I’m going to bust all of your nuts if you guys don’t STFU and stop being dumb. (at least make it funny if you’re going be an idiot)"

by Fallen January 27, 2005

Bad News Bears

Bad News Bears is NOT a side project but, an adorable, cute, and delectable mix of powerpop, synth, happy gloriousness. For fans of: hellogoodbye, cute is what we aim for the rocket summer, motion city soundtrack, reggie and the full effect, people who love to dance, and hanson....well, mostly hanson.

Bad News Bears also features Mike Sacchetti as its frontman. By far some of the greatest music ever composed.

"Bad News Bears fucking sucks."

"God damn, look at that Msacc with that Moog synth."

"Shake your stuff baby, don't ever let it die."

by TheMister April 23, 2006

Newbie Suprise

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009

news karaoke artist

(n.) - Someone who posts on blogs and social networks just to spin other people's more substantial and professional news reports and ideas.

"You know, the blogosphere is now full of so many people who set themselves up as a news karaoke artist, when in fact all they are doing is spinning someone else's commentary. Singing someone else's song. I hate what the Internet is becoming!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Arlington, Virginia on November 1, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 3, 2009

Newblet with Cheese

1. A young Newb that has earned a higher status, but not high enough to be considered a newb.

2. A young Newb who is trying their best to understand, but just is not getting it.

Person A: I am such a newblet.

Person B: At least you're trying to get it. You've earned your cheese. You are now a Newblet with Cheese.

by Shadow in the Wind February 15, 2010