Myspace Face

When someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.

He looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a Myspace face.

by Sansserif December 9, 2008

Myspace Bangin

The Act of bangin or arguing over tha internet mainly myspace; gang bangin over myspace;

"Yeah we was Myspace Bangin but them cats don't wanna see me in real life"

by Dat Dude31 May 8, 2008

Myspace Emo Kid

Preppy bee-otch who claims their life sucks and posts it on myspace. Pretends to cut, do drugs, etc. Also takes pictures of themselfs with fake piercings while making heart symbols with their hands.

Myspace Emo kid 1: OOHH! MEH LYFE SUX!!! D:
Myspace Emo kid 2: IKR!!! D:
Bro: You cockpocket *hehe*

by 3 compadres May 25, 2009

myspace balla

Someone who creates a user account on www.myspace.com

Lies about everything he/she is from looks, wealth, career, money, and many other important details. To make them more attractive to other unknowing myspace users.

Its a place where they can feel better about themselves rather than dealing with the real world. Be a hero in cyberspace, be a pathetic loser in the real world.

Did you see this myspace balla here's the web addy
http://www.myspace.com/kenji815

by lifeplaza September 14, 2008

myspace-angle

It's the typical angle girls post profile pictures on myspace. It's perfect to hide ugly and fat girls .. you never know what you get when you only see myspace-angle pictures of a girl.

John: "Dude, I met up that girl from myspace. She looked so hot .. but she had rhino thighs!!"
Tim: "Hey, never date a girl you only saw from myspace-angle pics.."

by peterpan111 October 17, 2008

myspace man

A guy, usally around 17 that is a loner, a myspace man is known to have a large collection of fleshlights, a myspace man usally has a profile on myspace saying he is a 19 year old surfer in a band but be warned he is young and when protected by the internet he is mean but in person he will run and run fast

I heard zack flipped out on you? Yeah he did .. I told him to shut the fuck up on msn last night and he said he would beat me to death with a solid gold flesh light. I showed up and last I heard he was still under his moms bed. What a myspace man

by eric099 April 17, 2009

myspace freak

A broad that uses myspace.com as a main vessel to pick up a one and done.

Yo B I just met that myspace freak I was telling you about the other day....that joint can give some mad dome.

by 1T0uch July 12, 2006