Crackhead Mother

A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.

Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.

My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!

by spedgodfather April 30, 2020

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laggin like a motherfucker

A term used to describe the amount of fail lag at gigabits lan center.

Im up here at gigabits and it's laggin like a motherfucker. P.S. Tom says "Hi!"

by Sapp726 July 14, 2009

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Somebody's Mother

Same as MILF...A mother who is hot and looks good enough to make it with....See also Mother Daughter Act, a mother and daughter, daughters who are both worthy.

She was an older chick and hot...Must be Somebody's Mother

by Gary Nmigh July 24, 2009

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Your brother a mother

You thought “your sister a mister” was bad? Say this to somebody and the devil himself will come alive and make your opponent cease to exist.

“Hey buddy, your brother a mother”
“Shit.”

by Robloxlegendxx83 May 11, 2018

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mathedial

1)Way to say "material".
2)Something extremely tacky. Normally found at Target, Walmart, Marshalls, T.J Max, etc.

Person: Hey, look at that girl! She has soo much mathedial on!!

by Aimzy July 20, 2006

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Everyday Mathematics

An exotic form of torture created by McGraw Hill. This system of math learning generally involves learning skills such as: typing numbers onto a calculator, realizing HomeLinks (Homework Pages) have answer keys on them, and most importantly helps your child feel like they understand what they are learning, possibly due to the fact that is because the course teaches one concept over 5 years. Generally when students move on to Algebra, they begin to realize the meaning of Everyday Mathematics. Useless crap.

See algebra. Student: Did you understand how to do the HomeLinks last night?
StudentB: No, I just looked at the key.
Student: Wh...at?! But I was looking in the Everyday Mathematics SRI that she tells us to use!
StudentB: You're an idiot.

by renco_miniac August 27, 2010

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