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Michael

Some random asshole that you're friends with but kind of don't want to be
This dude is a total Michael.
by Fuck you 🖕 January 12, 2018
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Michaelene

A beautiful sexy woman in her mid 30's whom wants to experience life, and love. She has a passion for fine food and wine and would do anything for the man she adores. She is an amazing woman to have in your life and you find yourself thinking nothing but of the way she moves, the way she smiles and her beautiful eyes.
That is one sexy Michaelene
by Mikki MJ May 13, 2011
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michael

a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.
"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"
by JessicaDS January 13, 2009
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Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
by cheeseoid October 31, 2011
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Michael Moore

A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does.
Brainless Chump: Did you see that movie about George Bush by Michael Moore? Did you know that George Bush was personally responsible for 911. You better vote Democrat.

Me: Uh, you know those same terrorists tried to blow up the World Trade Center during the Clinton administration right? And that Clinton did absolutely nothing about it?
by Alfie The Horndog October 17, 2005
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Michaelov Ploy

Michaelov ploy - Logical Fallacy

An argument, or point within an argument which revolves around completely altering the topic of argument and using (twisting) semantics (meanings of words) as a means to prove (force) a point which either was never disputed or is so off the wall (for example, Maths doesn't exist) that to argue it would be to slaughter logic on the spot.

Often relies on the lack of universal, metaphysical definitions for entirely human concepts to argue that either it does not exist at all or that we cannot discuss them without omniscience, or similar faeces.

To effectively execute a Michaelov ploy one must 'quickswitch' the argument right at the end back to the original argument to make it seem as if they had effectively defeated a point.

It is a logical fallacy because the point made by a user of the michaelov ploy has no sort of logic within it.
Bill: I think religion is a force for evil
Ben: I have an issue with that <michaelov ploy> Since the word think means to have a mind, and a mind is nothing without a universal definition of evil, how can we truly say that we even exist? Without existing we can't say religion is a force for evil </michaelov ploy>
Bill: Wait..... what?

---- A more extreme version ----

Matthias: I object to homosexuals because I feel it is unnatural.
Michaelov: Without a universal definition of 'object' then you cannot object since you do not know the true nature of a physical object whilst in the universal realm of the object itself. Gays for president!
Matthias: o. O
by drGobson March 31, 2010
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Michael

The most amazing guy there will ever be, funny, honest, caring, and smart. He is always there when he says he will be and always knows just what to say. He might have a SMALL obsession with cars, but he knows what he's doing. He knows how to treat a girl right and can drive her insane just by looking at her. When he's in a relationship, he makes his girlfriend feel like she's the only girl for him and she always feels safe. He makes sure his girl knows he will never hurt her, because that's the truth. He makes her feel like the most beautiful girl in the world. At times, he can be dorky and adorable, but a lot of the time, he is sexy as all hell and can turn you on in a second. If he likes you, then you are one DAMN lucky girl. All in all, he is the perfect guy.
Jessica: OMG Who's that guy over there?!
Brianna: Oh, that's my boyfriend Michael. He's amazing. <3
by dancergirl196 August 31, 2013
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