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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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knocking bob

knocking bob means smoking bob dope / fent dope aka chunk dope. It is related to the slang term knocking chunk
Andre: Fuck paying taxes, I'm loading up the chunk and knocking bob
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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hot-knocked

To be hit accidentally in the face suddenly and at close proximity so hard that your face gets hot.
I let my two year old son sit in my lap even though he's hot-knocked my nose and broken it three times.

I enjoyed cuddling with my dog until the pizza guy came and he hot-knocked my cheek.
by RachelwithoneA February 27, 2014
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nik a knock

Where you knock on somebody’s door and than run away before they open it
We just nik a knocked someone’s house and almost got caught.
by Ionreallyknow May 18, 2020
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knock away

To smack, slap or impede in any way the act of a sexual groping, especially from an annoying boyfriend who just wants to grab a titty or a cheek for grabbin's sake (because that's his ass to grab). This definition is reversible for male-to-female, except most men will opt out of the knock away and allow the grope in almost any instance.
Male: why do you keep blocking me?
Female: I didn't block you, I did the knock away.
by edstar77 June 5, 2016
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Knock up November

It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.
Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible
by Jason fastcome November 11, 2019
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