Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!

What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?

by Hot2trot March 8, 2025

R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

No Kelly

Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.

Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that

by KellzDidntDoIt May 9, 2024

nancy kelly

a math teacher that is nice and is smart she is perfect

omg nancy kelly is the bomb!

by may kelly October 23, 2019

Kelly

The nigga is nappyhead he ugly asf but he get money tho this nigga has hella sibilings.He taken 💍 and this nigga is trying so hard to be a insta dancer

Kelly is a Hard body

by Ybnkelz November 26, 2018

Kelly

Your typical white girl that LOVES the center of attention; she likes being in charge and have control of the room; she likes wine, Pinterest, and all things fall; always jealous of girls prettier than her; she absorbs and transforms into the boys she dates; particularly drawn to emotionally broken guys and loves "helping" them.

Kelly should try to be herself.

by JH10 November 22, 2021