Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Danielle Kelly

A strong soul who never gives up. she always care for everyone and is very loving she always gives the beat advice and is the sweetest.

who’s that

it’s Danielle Kelly

by MexicanLawnMoer December 8, 2019

Kellie

Kellie is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet, all you secrets are safe with her. She beautiful beyond compare and for some unknown reason, has a thing for short guys. She can serious or fun, she can be wierd or normal, but most of all, she can be anybody's best friend. She is totally ablivious when a guy is flirting with her and will deny it if you point it out. She will never want to hurt anyone and if you mess with her will just walk away, but her best friend won't and will probably kick your ass.

Dan, Kellie is so hot

Yeah, that girl called her ugly out of jealousy

Oh shit, here comes MK
(PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, SLAP)

by Kellie's BFF December 14, 2019

kellies

A group of sexy rugby girls who loose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kellie” and obey her every word. Every individual Kellie loves every other kellie

The kellies made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

Kellis

A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli

The kellis made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019