Kellis

A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli

The kellis made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Arr Kelly

The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume

I walked in on an arr kelly the other day.

by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019

Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy

Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.

by Chadlington May 27, 2019

kelly square

literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.

Person A: Hey, dude, I got flipped off while driving.
Person B: Kelly Square?
Person A: Yeah.

by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019

BEN Kelly

He is a fuckboy, will shift just about any girl within a 30 mile radius

“He’s gotten with like the whole year”. “He’s such a Ben Kelly”

by YourAuldWan June 1, 2019