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Kellie

So sexy,sound out,so kind she will buy ye apple juice and keep ye entertained at religon
That kellie one is so sound
by Ohh ye her October 15, 2019
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kelli elliss

Kelli Elliss's are extremely beautiful and hard to come by. If you are lucky enough to meet one she'll probably be reading a book or napping. They listen to cool music and watch funny tv shows but dont piss her off because she'll flog you in a fight. She's a trend setter, everyone wants to be her because of how old and tall she is. It is impossible not to love everything about her.
Girl: Damn did you see how fine Kelli Elliss was looking today
Boy: Oh my god yeah, I'm so jealous of Levi
by CarlosTheMex December 13, 2017
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Nik Kelly

A person who is a idiot, who will do anything to not be viewed as a emo.
"What are you? A Nik Kelly?"

"Stop it! You are hurting my feeling!" Nik Kelly said.
by ThatNazi December 17, 2017
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sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
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Jim Kelly

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a
That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche”
by Soulskier January 4, 2018
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie
"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."
by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020
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