Jessica

dumbass bitch

Jessica is a dumbass bitch

by oemgeebitch November 21, 2021

Jessica

A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords

Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.

by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021

jessica tang

a super slay . slay . slay sloua sister

did you hear about jessica tang?

slay

by bugkat May 14, 2022

Jessica

A jessica is the hottest girl you would ever meet. She is a bit of a weird one at that. Being both nerdy and crazy she can bring a smile to everyones day. She is the type to be doing advanced maths and advanced english oh no wait Extension english. Anyone to have a jessica in their lives are blessed by the angels or the devil at that. She is the biggest cookie eater you would ever meet and makes everyones day a lot more better. Everyone loves her and is willing t gain help and seek advice from a Jessica

Boy 1: That boy over there
Boy 2: Yeah what about him
Boy 1: His dating Jessica what a lucky dude

by Jack Burric May 12, 2022

Jessica Bamford

A very talented human being that just wants attention. Pretends to care about others so she seems like she has a big heart so guys will be attracted to her but she actually doesn’t and is SUPER fake

Jessica Bamford was talking shit about you

by Xxkms November 7, 2018

Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.

Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.

by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021

jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021