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Get Jade

When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.
"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade
by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010
mugGet the Get Jademug.
This means that it is very certain that from the bottom of He heart. To the verrrryyyy top of it. That he loves Her more. Wayyy more then she loves him.
It’s sufficient that CJ loves Jade more than she loves him!
by Gayland August 15, 2018
mugGet the It’s sufficient that CJ loves Jade moremug.

Jade

She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3
Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender

Guy 2 “wait…”
by Shower.socks August 29, 2021
mugGet the Jademug.

Jade

Hot person who simps a lot. Super gorgeous. Whoever doesn’t like her back is stupid. Smartest person alive. Pretends to snort paint. Overall amazing human being 10/10 recommended to be her friend.
“I want to marry Jade”
As do I”
by anonymous November 26, 2021
mugGet the Jademug.

shyla-jade

the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.
"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."
by shyla jade September 4, 2023
mugGet the shyla-jademug.

Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.
Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?
by nooo nameee April 6, 2015
mugGet the Jade Mccgovernmug.

jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito
You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.
by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022
mugGet the jade telonmug.

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