With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

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truck fit

That attractive just got out of work look

Wow he looks great in his truck fit

by Jhigh25 March 17, 2023

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rare fitness

A health and wellness company, dedicated to transforming people into the best versions of themselves!

Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life

by 5Legend5 November 22, 2021

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Fit thic

A bountiful booty that is carved from the grindstone of the gym

My girl hits the gym so hard she fit thicc. That booty be poppin squats erryday.

by Bill burns November 05, 2021

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epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.

When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

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