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sex

sex is math

+ the girl
- the clothes
÷ the legs
and hope you don't multiply
sex
by eeeeeeeeekekekekekekekekekekek November 22, 2020
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Sex

The most popular thing on earth.

Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
Hey wannna have sex?
by Sexy Lexi February 28, 2019
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sex

Look at almost every other definition on this site and you'll know what it means.
Why tf are you looking up sex when every other definition on this site completely defines it.
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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Sex

What appears in the 'related words' section if you type ANYTHING in the Urban Dictionary.
Male Kid 1: Hey, lets search up random things in the Urban Dictionary

Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars

Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section

Female Kid 1: What

Male Kid 1: sex

*both stick their tongues out in disgust*

Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
by DogeKing III May 17, 2016
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sex

''Man, I live for SEX!''
by Sukhdeeper August 31, 2017
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sex

The act of Shoveing a penis into a female vagina until one reaches pleasure.
After a long night of partying I went home piss drunk. As soon as i got home i took my clothes of and headed for my room. Before i got into bed i found a sweet surprise. two girls i met at the party were waiting for me on my bed, naked, and begging me to join them. I couldnt resist. I jumped in and started humping the blonde one ferociously. after a while i turned around and did the brunette. Their hairless pussys allowed me to slide my dick flawlessly in and out. The blonde started licking my balls, and i was having so much pleasure. They both jumped on my chest and i was eating pussy. They were so wet by the time i was through with them. it was the best sex i had ever had.
by xxJoeyxx March 23, 2009
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What moron looks this up? If u went to 5th grade, you should know. If your not in 5th grade yet then you shouldn't be looking sex up on the internet.
Me:Get the fuck off this section right now

You: Why?

Me: Because you shouldn't be looking sex up

You: Okay
by Iris_is_bae December 27, 2014
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