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Black history month

A month when we remember all of the black people who died for us and sacrificed for our freedom
Have u herd about black history month .....

Yea! What is it anyway?

A month of freedom!!!😁😁

Like m.l.k.j. day?

Yep😁
by One_of_a_kind May 1, 2016
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AP European History

Ok honestly, this is one of the best classes I have ever taken! I'm not even kidding, if you have a great teacher, you will do great in the class. I'm not denying that it is a difficult course, because it is, and it is a lot of work...but that's because it is and AP class!!!! If you are not an honors/AP student, then you shouldn't sign up for it in the first place, so of course it would be hard. If you sign up for an AP class, expect an AP level class...it's really not that difficult to process through your mind. Basically, this is a great class, but don't take it and expect a walk in the park, it is an AP class after all :)
LOVE AP European History, I'm so glad I took it!
AP Euro at my school has generally always scored very high on the AP exam, so you just need a great teacher and determined students!
by donthateonapeuro April 28, 2011
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Canada's History

When you perform a Boston Pancake, wrap the pancake around a sexual toy, freeze it, then insert it into a relative's sexual orifice. You must create a drilling motion with the toy and you must wear a Bigfoot suit.
Steve - "Wow did you see that Canada's History John gave to Mom yesterday?"

Jill - "Yea, I did! You know, I wanted to be her first, dang!"
by CRich_ February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An obscure sexual act between distance lovers, so named after the lengthy and distant span of Canada's history. Two people using computer technology, or phones if you must, lie nude in a self-dug ditch, preferably in the woods, that has been well-urinated in. The technology is to maintain audio and/or video communication between the two lovers. While discussing the mating habits of woodland creatures, the couple masturbates furiously until achieving orgasm, at which moment they are to leap out of the hole and climb the nearest tree to its top. While the adrenaline is still fresh and powerful (like the urine) from the act, the lovers take a deep, slow breath from atop the tree. This links the post-coitus mates together through the power of nature, which smells and tastes like Canada's History.
When Johnny and Sally were apart, attending college in different states, they maintained their amorous attitudes toward each other by sharing Canada's History once or twice a week.
by Hans Van Dingo February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
When you throw Canada's History against the wall, you're lucky if you get hit with a lawsuit!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A vile and depraved sex act for those with whom gerbilling was simply not enough. A gerbil is inserted into the anus for sexual stimulation, then, once removed, it is used to gag a partner's mouth, who is then (usually) double-penetrated.
"Did you hear Cindy's going to be the party?"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, I heard she did Canada's History with some random dude last week."
"I am horrified."

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"Did you hear about that magazine The Beaver?"
"What about it?"
"It's changing its name to 'Canada's History' because they thought it's name would no longer be censored for pornography!"
"Boy is that ironic!"
by Thulnak February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
Sarah loves Canada's History after a few Labatt beers.
by ultradowney February 4, 2010
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