Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019

belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009

Fill his drawers

To shit your pants

Did you see him fill his drawers yesterday? He looked like a right knob.

by I_am_da_one January 20, 2017

hi-jackin planes

its basically a metaphor for when your high as hell.

so your hi-jackin planes cuz u so high
waka flocka flame used it in his song "hi-jackin planes"

person 1: aye mane what u doin tonight?
person 2: shit, hi-jackin planes...

by tizzy t October 7, 2011

fix his radio

When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.

Brendan saw A Russian female fix his radio after the football game.

by Swedishmeatball69 January 5, 2017

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

Popped his cherry

Common gay slang for taking someone's anal virginity. When a guy has his ass penetrated for the first time his cherry has been popped

Dave had never bottomed before, I totally popped his cherry

by Susan de Nyme August 1, 2023