I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.
Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.
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Have you sawn a phosphorous

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet
Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous
by Popo water bottle June 01, 2023
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houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".
by Che lichni November 26, 2013
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A recent spicy meme in which a black man is at a drive-thru window requesting food, only to be told that "food broke." He understands, and tells the worker to have a great day.
Customer: "Hello, Food?"
Worker: "Food Broke"
Customer: "Understandable, Have A Great Day"
by Drew G The Spicy Meme June 01, 2017
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I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 08, 2009
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have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.
Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"
by buy me free games November 03, 2018
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They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.
by jonathan.creek January 24, 2014
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