When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.
Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!
Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021
Get the Stoned as a goatmug. The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.
I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021
Get the Goat Barnmug. "Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."
by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007
Get the goat-facedmug. by ChelleShay October 3, 2016
Get the dairy goatmug. by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022
Get the Lindsey The Goatmug. 
A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
Get the Goat Rodeomug.