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Bust a Goat

Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.
"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"
by Booker C May 8, 2008
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Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.
I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Sassy Goat

Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup
gonna get me a sassy goat chaps cya later
by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008
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Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
by ddoggphx July 19, 2007
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goat c rub

To rub your gooch and ball sack , repeatedly with the "Goat C" HIGH Endurance stick.
- Goat c stick
- Goat c pad
- Travel Pack Goat c
- Goat c apparel
-available in oramas
lovstit my balls stink ... grab a Goat Rub !

Goat c rub ...?
by Scrundy January 17, 2008
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hitler the goat

The savior of our world
Hitler the goat dies too soon we need another one
by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
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yemeni cluster goatfuck

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.
Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.
by anjali666 January 26, 2008
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