by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.
by ser6phina November 21, 2023

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans
After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.
by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

by boltspeedz October 23, 2019

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

The state of a junkie who’s beginning. To experience withdrawal symptoms, usually associated with heroin, while an associate attempts to secure another fix for the afflicted individual.
by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
by ohnojan September 9, 2022
