Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

Alabama Fist Fest

the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.

one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!

by alabamaking March 28, 2017

Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.

by Yimmycat March 2, 2012

terrorist fist bump

noun Barack Obama's fist bump with wife Michelle during
the election campaign. Interpreted by talking heads on Faux
News to be some sign that he's associated with terrorists.

Bill O'lielly: And there it is... the terrorist fist bump once again.

by rich rick March 14, 2011

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

terrorist fist jab

Something like pound it but only used when calling a jihad on america after winning the necessary number of delegates to clinch the democratic nomination.

the "gesture everyone seems to interpret differently," Fox News' E.D. Hill said: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? ... We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."

Thanks Fox News!

by 35Articles June 10, 2008

Roman Bone Fisting

The act of a man and woman mutually fisting each other. The trick is for both people to have a loose bone in there asshole so there is a faint clicking sound.

Suzie and Jonathan have Roman Bone Fisting parties every night.

by ChetMaster12 November 15, 2010