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October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)
“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”
by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019
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Gavin's Friend

Gavin's friend looks for Gavin all over Lemoyne, New Austin and even near annesburg but he just Can NOT find Gavin. He is a British man who came over from England during the year 1899 and has lost his "hilarious" friend... GAVIN!!
by LB_Good0072 November 3, 2019
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Happy Tree Friend

The Happy Tree Friend (Arbore amicus) generally looks like a small, anthropomorphic woodland animal with a heart-shaped nose, big eyes with pupils shaped like a pizza with a slice taken out of it/Pac-Man shape, a big mouth with buck teeth, what seemingly appears to be a line connecting the nose and the mouth, and hands that seem to switch between two forms: four-fingered hands and mitten-like hands. Of course, there are exceptions to this, for example Muta alces, which appears to be a blue, tall moose with regular-looking pupils, no nose-line, nostrils, among other things. The weird thing about the Tree Friends is that they always reappear unscathed when they die. How they do this has not been researched yet. There are many species of Tree Friends, such as Occidendum ursi, a green bear in a soldier outfit. Occidendum ursi flips out when it is reminded of war or death in any way. Normally, Occidendum ursi is friendly, but when "flipped out", seems to be an apex predator that kills anything it sees. This is the most well-known Tree Friend, and thusly when a flipped out Occidendum ursi is detected within the area of a community, the community is ordered to lock down everything.
Researcher 1: You see that Happy Tree Friend right there?
Researcher 2: Must be an Occidendum ursi.
Researcher 2: Gotta be careful, anything that is able to cause a Vietnam War veteran can trigger him.
Researcher 1: Didn't you just say "war" out loud? He could have heard you!
(The Occidendum ursi latches onto Researcher 2, pulling out a knife. Video feed cut short.)
{Seen below: An animated .gif file showcasing the "flipping out" mechanic of the Occidendum ursi, the Occidendum ursi getting ready to murder a Purpura castorea with a cake cutter.}
by Charuzu June 21, 2020
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can you be my friend?

You:can you be my friend?

Me the person writing this:yes
by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG November 1, 2020
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National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"
by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021
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Bully your tall friend day

Annually, on November 2nd, you can abuse your tall friend. >:)
Me: Hey Esther, its November 2nd.
Esther: What about it?
Me: Its bully your tall friend day.
Esther: OH SHII-
by smol short person >:) October 31, 2021
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