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stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"
" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"
by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016
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Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.
I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.
by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025
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boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid
If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"
by bridget February 6, 2004
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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
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did someone say flowers

A line stated by the fictional character Isabella from the Disney movie Encanto to prove that she is a material girl
Person one: did someone say flowers?
Person two: oh my god you're such a material girrrrrrl
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Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not
Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu
by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024
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