Five-Finger Sally

The hand you use to masturbate with. It's basically your extremely useful girlfriend, Sally.

"Dude! Did that chick just stand you up?"

"Yeah...guess it's just me and five-finger Sally again tonight..."

by nightinthedark March 15, 2010

Five Alive

When you are so exhausted at work all day and the moment it hits five o clock; you have all of a sudden rejuvenated energy

I've got the five alive, finally of work.

by dental nikki October 17, 2014

Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon

"he's been hanging out at all the military bars. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

Five Top

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces

Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master

by regretsword December 17, 2020

five nights at freddys

Welcome to your new summer job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where kids and parents alike come for entertainment and food! The main attraction is Freddy Fazbear, of course; and his two friends. They are animatronic robots, programmed to please the crowds!
fredy fazber
available on the app store, steam (supports steam os, windows, mac, and linux), and the google play store. and on the nintendo switch too

"whats that one game thats a chuck e cheese ripoff?" "five nights at freddys" "thanks bro"

by brizotv January 22, 2022

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Even more fed up
You're gonna get fed up
You're gonna be fed up
You're gonna see fed up
You're gonna get fed up
Fed Up Fed Up Fed Up
You're gonna get set up
You're gonna go fed up
You're gonna go bed up
You're gonna go sped up
You're gonna be said up
You're gonna get set up
A set up a fed up a set up
I said what a get up
Am fed up Am fed up Am fed up
Am fuckin a fed up
Am fucking my bed up
Amphetamine
Am fucking amphetamine
I've had a lobotomy
A botom a botomy
Am always a victim
Am tired of the victim
A time of the victor
A try to assess me
A try to possess me
Assess possess amphetamine
A friend of mine
Here you are
We're here are two
Are you
You over there
You're the one I am
I am that lazy boy all over take some more

I need some sleep
Just an animal a twisted up animal I want to be left alone
I want that not to assess me not to possess me not to attack me
Not to distract me I even get fed up
Fed up
Don't do this I do this All my friends do this Am fed up
Am fed up I put my feet up I wish I go to sleep
Fed up fed up fed up
Deaded Deaded
Empty bottles makin noise
Alcohol
I can see you fed up
In the corner asking
Gonna be set up all night set up
Fed up
Getting your way with a five pound note

Five Knuckle Shuffle

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

five by five

Someone who's as tall as wide

She's definitely five by five, a real stout gal

by Tim Jilbert April 16, 2003