Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 1, 2012

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

Slick Eating

When Someone is lowkey dick sucking

dam bruh you slick eating da shit outta dat man.

by DaRealBlockStar June 11, 2020

second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011

Eating club

The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.

"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"

"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"

by goldfisheater101 January 19, 2020

eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

by Thunder07 December 10, 2020