When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
by code-dave August 12, 2024
Get the ego-engineeringmug. Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.
by anonymous August 30, 2022
Get the Appalachian engineeringmug. by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008
Get the unsearchable search enginesmug. by Bahamian_242 October 28, 2021
Get the Fire enginemug. i want to be a bus engineer when i grow up
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer
by bus engineer July 1, 2021
Get the bus engineermug. A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.
Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.
by big epic chad July 30, 2023
Get the Smellecular Engineermug. 1. The tight nubile body of a gorgeous woman. 2. More than just tits and ass, also includes hips, thighs, and abs. 3. The overall physical package of an athletic, shapely, and fit woman. 4. The body of a woman who looks like she could wreck 98% of any man she meets.
My friend: "Yoooo! Bro you see the engine housing on that chick over there? Goddamn!"
Me: "That woman would wreck you. You ain't done enough push ups and crunches to hang with her. She's a sexual monster."
Me: "That woman would wreck you. You ain't done enough push ups and crunches to hang with her. She's a sexual monster."
by Ray_81194 September 18, 2022
Get the Engine housingmug.