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crusty

something that is old, boring or outdated.
tia: Do you wanna go to the library
Leah: No that's major crusty
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crusty

a term to describe a person who has crusty moves or a crusty personality. crusty can mean being negative, doing the most, or just being weird in a bad way.
you flirt with every nigga and you don't even have a phone. you're crusty.
wow, you're literally being extra right now, hella crusty.
by NC704 May 11, 2016
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Crusty Dusty Elbow

it cracks when air touches it
James crusty dusty elbow, exploded in my face when air Jackson farted on james` elbow.
by cat eat`s lion November 1, 2021
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Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day
by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017
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Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.
Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!
by Big_Fard March 4, 2022
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Crusty Line

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021
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Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
My room was such a crusty goon this morning.
by J0LLY July 1, 2024
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