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Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.
by Goetta June 2, 2015
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Country Club Crew

Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.
Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.

What is that crew wearing?

They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
by Bradtery December 6, 2020
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Country camper slut

A typical country female that usually likes to engage sexual acts with various partners inside a camper.
So Billy wanna have sex in that there camper? Sure tiffany I would love too. (Country camper slut)
by Lilny2416 October 2, 2016
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orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021
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country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
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Country Rap Tunes

Country Rap Tunes is a type of music style pioneered and popularized by the late Pimp C of UGK, this style of music was created in the South region of Texas, the sound itself commonly has Church Influence, with a gospel feel, Soul influence, live instruments, and is typically not very lyrical but the verses usually have deep meaning and the sound is usually more slower than normal Gangster Rap.
"I don't know what they doing, but what I'm doing down here, it's something called Country Rap Tunes."
by Texas Takeover YT September 15, 2021
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Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.
Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.
by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016
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