fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

Coop

The word coop is used as a shorter way to describe the 'Co-op' shops.

"Shall we go to the 'coop' and get some jellyed eels"

by Jean Piere Lafee July 1, 2004

Cooper

If you ever come across a Cooper, then LORD HELP YOU! Cooper is an arrogant, self centered little bitch who will lead you one and then date the person that you know you hate most in the entire world! He is probably so bitter because his dick IS SMALL AS FUCK! If you ever come across a Cooper, do everyone a favor and punch him in his tiny ass cock!

Person one: "you hate Cooper?"
Person two: "who doesn't?!"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

Cooper

A little shot head with the disease of micro penis. aka. Lonso Ball

Stop being a cooper
EWWWWWWWWW, your a cooper

by svage troll November 4, 2018

Cooper

An average name for an American dog. Typically used with golden retrievers.

Person 1: my dog's name is cooper!
Person 2:So is mine...

by Johnny'sBanana February 7, 2020

Frances cooper

Awwww, propa gr8 mate, luv her to bits, but she needs to stop fighting with me... people are gonna start thinking we are nut cases!!! hee hee, al is a nob 'ed, i don't have a giant toe... you do!

I love francesca coopero, she's my best mate a girl could have eeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrr

by EEEmily Horrockso January 20, 2005