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contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.
AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
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xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...
Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it
by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005
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Connected Generation

You've heard of 'Gen X,' 'Baby Boomers', and the 'Greatest Generation'. The Connected Generation refers to anyone born since January 1, 2000. They represent the first generation born into the internet.
At fourteen, Marla was already a bona-fide member of the Connected Generation; she never went anywhere without her smartphone and felt a bit naked without it.
by XoXSciFiGuy September 9, 2015
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Connect 4

Using one's imagination only, it's when an individual beats his meat furiously and nuts 4 times in a row with no breaks in between.
"So, my Wifi was down for the whole day, and I nutted 4 times in a row." - Damien
"Wait, you had no Wifi? How did you do it?" - Gill
"With my imagination." -Damien
"Wow, you pulled a Connect 4." - Gill
by AnAwesomeBoii August 6, 2019
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Content

N. - Term that sluts on the internet use for the porn they post on social media so that they feel better about themselves.
Ethot: okay babes be sure to sub to my OF for tons of new content!

Translation: buy my porn on the internet. Its just a bunch of shitty selfies of my body but you should buy it so I don't have to do real work involving real skills
by Yassirr March 23, 2021
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cadbury connector

Act of lining up anus with open vagina and pooping directly into it.
When the basic cleavland steamer became passe' we decided to try out the much more physically demanding cadbury connector.
by yojomama May 31, 2009
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Base Contact

The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.
"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife

"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
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